1) Download Multi MSN Patch
2) Exit your MSN Messenger
3) Run the downloaded file
4) Choose your Desired Options
5) Click on “Apply Patch”
6) Now your MSN has many New Features.
Some people say “shoot” instead of “shit.” They can’t fool me, man. “Shoot” is “shit” with two o’s
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
It tastes like burning
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway
May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
Its a shame that stupidity isn’t painful
I can’t wait to see how you look when I’m naked
Love me ore leave me. Hey! Where’s everybody going??
Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
On the road of life, don’t forget to stop and eat the roses
A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
If I am what I eat them I am cheap, quick, and easy
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn’t met me yet
We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd
More and more of our imports come from overseas…
Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
Recommended for you: “Windows For Dummies”
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I’d smack you but shit splatters!
It’s not that I am anti-social. I just don’t like you
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
You’re the cum your mother should have swallowed
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
I have PMS and a gun… now what were you saying?
I may be fat, but you’re ugly, and I can diet
Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
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